Map of the North American Teen Years [Pic Humor]

What if you had to map out teen milestones? What would it look like? Well, I drew it out for you and gave you the key below: (no offense to those who live in Tampon Bay or Armpit-Hair Circle)

Latin America –  Lazy Attitude

Canada – Cell Phonada

America – Adolescence

Mexico – MakeOut

Colorado River – Clique River

Mississippi River – Miss-All-About-Me River

Lake Superior – Lake Superiority Complex

Lake Huron – Lake Hormone

Lake Michigan – Lake Metrosexual

Lake Eerie – Lake Emo

Great Salt Lake – Great First Kiss

Yellowstone National Park – First Shave Park

Rocky Mountains – Rocky Love Mountains

Appalachian Mountains – Alcohol Mountains

Great Smoky Mountains – Pot Smoky Mountains

Pacific Coast Rangers – Prom Night Ranges

Berkshires – Bullyshires

Blue Mountain Ridges – Blue Balls Mountains

Ozarks – Orgasms

Great Slave Lake – Social Network River

Rio Grande – Texting Grande

Baring Sea – Parent Sea

Lake Ontario – Lake of Peer Pressure

Hudson Bay – Grounded Bay

Lake Winnipeg – Lake Voice Change

Boffin Bay – Breasts Bay

Atlantic Ocean – Acne Ocean

Pacific Ocean – Puberty Ocean

Gulf of Mexico – Gulf of Masterbation

Tampa Bay  – Tampon Bay

Arctic Circle – Admissions Circle

Arctic Ocean – Armpit Hair Ocean

Gulf of Alaska – Gulf of the SATs

Caribbean Sea – LGBT Sea

Click the thumbnail here to see my masterpiece .

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  1. Tricia
    July 21, 2008 at 8:24 pm #

    I was so impressed with you when you told me your story- I have repeated it to several others… Go, Go, Go!!

    Thanks for stopping at our table to say hello.

  2. Vanessa
    July 23, 2008 at 11:12 am #

    hey coolio!

    Thanks I am emailing you later, you are on my list = )

  3. kamran
    August 1, 2008 at 1:31 am #

    i love usa

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