This is for dad, Happy Father’s Day.
Love,
Your Kids (Robert, Vanessa, Courtney, Haley, and Peanut)
When you want to make a Dad
There isn’t much to add
Start with a heart
And add a big fart
With a spoonful of sports in too
Then mix in a beer
Add a Trojans cheer
And try to get salt-water taffy
Slap it on the grill
You know the drill
Make mom’s part extra crispy
Let it cool
Tell it about school
And offer to play some board games
This should be it
Dads are easy to fit
Into a life where we love you tons.
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