Recipe for the Perfect Dad

This is for dad, Happy Father’s Day.

Love,

Your Kids (Robert, Vanessa, Courtney, Haley, and Peanut)

When you want to make a Dad

There isn’t much to add

Start with a heart

And add a big fart

With a spoonful of sports in too

Then mix in a beer

Add a Trojans cheer

And try to get salt-water taffy

Slap it on the grill

You know the drill

Make mom’s part extra crispy

Let it cool

Tell it about school

And offer to play some board games

This should be it

Dads are easy to fit

Into a life where we love you tons.

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