The Enigma of Robert Pattinson

Sara S. is a 16 year-old girl from New Jersey.  She enjoys baking, reading, and playing soccer.  In the future, she hopes to travel to Europe and meet the President.

Robert Pattinson, of Harry Potter and the Twilight Saga fame, has astonished teenage girls at seemingly every turn.  But what exactly makes this British heartthrob so irresistible?  After painstaking research, I have discovered seems the 3 aspects of Mr. Pattinson’s character that contribute to the euphoria that surrounds him.

1.  In the simplest sense of the word, Robert Pattinson is handsome.  Teenagers might refer to him as “hot” or “cute”, even “sexy”.  A model, Rob’s pouts have been plastered onto posters that now cover every inch of the average teenage girls’ bedrooms.  However, while Rob is a generally good-looking man, there are a few facets of his appearance that are particularly noteworthy.  His hair has caught the attention of fans on both sides of the Atlantic.  Rob, though, proved his look to be versatile when he cut off his beloved locks.  Also, Rob’s sense of fashion does little to mask his physique.  Not a fan of physical exertion, Rob’s body is a thing of wonder accentuated by his simple and casual, yet trendy and fashionable wardrobe.

2.  As teenagers in America know, Mr. Pattinson is not from North America.  Rather, the talented actor, musician, and model hails from London, England.  Teens in America have translated his British origins into an exotic appeal that the average American male can simply not compete with.  However, an essential part of his foreign charm is his accent.  His famous accent is both endearing and sexy and an integral part of his charm.

3.  Lastly, Rob Pattinson does not embrace his place in the hearts of teens across the world.  Always self-deprecating and cracking jokes, Rob is seemingly unaware of the power he wields over teen readers and movie-goers today.  In the end, Rob’s charm and irresistible nature cannot be denied.

In conclusion, the charm and appeal of Robert Pattinson is a complicated and enigmatic thing.  Obvious, though, is the intense attraction that those around the world feel towards him and the staying power of this sexy, British trend.

2 thoughts on “The Enigma of Robert Pattinson”

  1. Your entire article is BS! Robert is a trashy lowlife druggie and a pathalogical liar. Robert goes to a party leaves the party and backs into a man’s car and leaves.(I don’t know which is more disturbing the fact that he didn’t take responsibility for his actions or he was so messed up on alcohol or drugs he didn’t know he hit the car yet he was driving putting others at risk). Robert’s aw shucks I’m so innocent and sweet is so fake the guy is a narcissus.When Robert is interviewed he doesn’t look at the person interviewing him, instead he pulls his hair,squirms and looks at the floor. A person that can’t look you in the eyes has something to hide. Robert constantly has pictures taken where he is stoned basically telling the cops you can’t touch me and then has the nerve to ask the police for help.(In fact he influcenced Taylor to get stoned because Taylor is only stoned with Robert and Kristen).Robert is so trashy he debases Hollywood. Robert and Kristen deserve each other and I hope Hollywood kicks them out of the movie business just like England did Robert.

  2. I totally agree with everything in this article. Robert has the “It” factor that no other actor has. And it’s not only the teenage girls that are attracted to him. I think that a very large chunk of his fan base consists of mature women aged over 25 and well into their 60s and 70s. Older women are very much attracted to him as well.

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